Restaldt

Yeah i've heard good things about it recently. I've always liked how easy curl can be in php.

Adding typing seems like it would fix most of the problems i did run into but

Has PHP raised its standards on function naming? Or do you still have batshit situations like realEscapeString2() because the first 30 other functions for escaping strings are deprecated?

PHP5 was basically the Adolf Hitler of programming languages

You know how something can be so terrible it ruins something forever? Like the hitler stache

My computer is lit up orange except for the cpu cooler. Those lights are set to blue for better cooling

Yeah its about time someone put down bethesda

Oh you mean fallout 4?

Real men test in prod

Reaaal men of geeenius

const...ish

Hey hey my company is doing exactly this right now

"Get EVERYTHING OFF PREM. SEND ALL OF IT TO GCP NOW"

Code whisperer

(Until i have to deal with legacy code. Then im usually screaming obscenities)

The lone wolf dev who hasnt been seen for 3 months explaining how the new microservices he created all integrate together

Oh man im not sure if i hate HPSM more or the in house dumpster fire my corp replaced it with