not anymore, my wife made me get a haircut
on the plus side, I now look more like someone she would have sex with
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Something tells me she knew what she was doing with making you get a haircut
she did, which is why I listened when she told me it was time
I'm glad that as a straight, this doesn't apply to me, cause I have a twin brother and would've made for an awkward question.
Somehow i wonder what the odds are of a twin being straight while the other is gay. Or if the odds are higher for both twins to be gay?
I have a client who's SO's twin brother is not gay. I don't know what the odds are, of course, but this is proof that it can occur! I suppose it goes without saying they cannot be identical.
I think I kinda did ten or fifteen years ago, but I'm a bear/dad now and I'm much more into rugged women than rugged men. My taste in men runs twink-ish, usually.
My wife has aged similarly though, which very much works for me.
That's fair, My taste in men also leans more towards twinks, and currently I look kind of twink-y. But maybe if I keep gaining weight and muscle, while I don't think I'll end up looking "bad", maybe I'll stop being my type.
I'm super cute, generally a mess, and emotionally unavailable.
I'm definitely my type.
That's the attitude!
Pretty sure I dated you for a couple weeks last month.
I miss you <3
(Seriously you're better off without them!)
I'm an androgynous twink who is into bears. There is no overlap
I'm a bear into androgynous twinks. There is also no overlap
Thinking about it more, there is one area of overlap: the genitals 😆
I'm not turned on by my bits, but I definitely like my butt (and other peoples butts)
No. I have a type and I'm not it.
Not gay but I have sex with my arm regularly
Yeah but I'm thinking about someone else's arm.
No
I have a type. I'm not that type.
I would totally fuck me.
ABSOLUTELY YES.
In that case... go fuck yourself!
Respectfully
HELL YEAH!!
No, I like both men and women with dark hair/eyes/complexion and I look the complete opposite. I definitely have a type. Oddly, my brother, though straight, has the same preferences in women and he and I look alike.
No. Perhaps similar features but I'd want someone a bit different.
Eh, I wouldn't turn myself down, but I'd certainly not go out of my way to hit on me. I'm not really my type.
Yes lol
Hell nah
I don't like my body type at all. I thought I was unattractive to everyone until my girlfriend proved me wrong
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That definitely is the case with me (say in around 70% of cases?).
I think in my mind, people that are my type = attractive. I want to be attractive. Therefore, my ideal look = the body type I am attracted to. Thankfully, I have almost achieved my ideal "look" or whatever.
So yeah, I do look like people I have sex with usually.
That is exactly my line of thinking.
Yeah. I'm definitely my type
What a weird question
For many gay men, the “Do I want to date him or be him?” Issue can cut hard, so I’m not sure it’s that weird.
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Yeah, right?
Yeah
Absolutely. I don't have a type, but definitely find myself attractive.
Nope, with same gender folk I find they usually have something striking or unusual in their appearance and I'm far too normal middle of the road looking to fit that.
If my stomach isn't in frame and my hair is done.
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