captainlezbian

Well we don’t call you landiania

If that’s the devil maybe I should be glad being gay is getting me sent into her arms

That and global warming

“People behave themselves in a panopticon”-rich people

Firstly no, people don’t. Second, they go crazy in one. And third, this basically breaks down the threads of both community and individualism to create a miserable nightmare

I have friends who’d be jealous

Ah I use isopropyl alcohol because I don’t come from the circus performer side of things but the bdsm side. I learned a more unique style of fire play when I was just starting out and was taught to practice on myself until I was certain I wouldn’t do damage to others or buildings

My hair gets a lot of compliments but it’s probably the fact that I’m an extrovert with severe adhd so I can really struggle to shut up

Oh nice. I only have one real party trick and I’m pretty sure I’d get kicked out of a bar for it (lighting myself on fire)

Probably not given our loved ones often can’t

Just remember to steal some stationary as well.

Worse is my coworkers ranting about how biased the moderator was