Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons!
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He says what we're all thinking!
Life: Oh, no lemons, huh? Not a problem, I'll keep them for myself. But I still have something for you. Shit. The consumption rule stands too. Good luck, ungrateful lemon-hater.
I, apparently, have the pleasure of introducing you to Cave Johnson: https://youtu.be/NyLUU3O4zW8
He’s one of todays lucky 10,000.
All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?' Demand to see life's manager!
Fuck you, Shelbyville!
Just yesterday I made lemon squares from scratch for the first time and was surprised how the recipe called for 2 tablespoons of lemon zest. So now I'm eating the skin, sort of
The skin is the best part!
Make beef stew.