Dad Jokes

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When Life Gives you a Lemon ... (piefed.jeena.net)

submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Life: Oh, no lemons, huh? Not a problem, I'll keep them for myself. But I still have something for you. Shit. The consumption rule stands too. Good luck, ungrateful lemon-hater.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I, apparently, have the pleasure of introducing you to Cave Johnson: https://youtu.be/NyLUU3O4zW8

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

He’s one of todays lucky 10,000.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I like this one: https://youtu.be/Dt6iTwVIiMM