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[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

meme is a little dated now I don't think any reasonable person would pick option 1

[–] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 weeks ago

I think it can still apply, since people associate the Tesla name with the car brand mostly. Epicc meme

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago

If someone wanted to pick me up (romantically or spiritually), a Tesla tank would do quite nicely.

[–] Frenchys_prospecting@aussie.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

As a straight man I also want the bottom Tesla

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

As a straight man I also want to bottom Tesla

I need to read more carefully, otherwise I'll be assuming people want to take some dead scientist dick

[–] Frenchys_prospecting@aussie.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

It's an idea that's not off the table

[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

why do we have to assume it’s soviet always, seems Red Alert really got into us 😆

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

cause we are on the fediverse, and by nature, anyone who goes out of their way to get onto the fediverse is either, a communist, parnoid, a crypto owning tech bro, an anarchist, or a rare exception.

and the first is the largest user bsse

[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

love the community here 🍻

[–] girlthing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

consider: train🚆
train: go zoom 🚄
train: fit many catgirls 😽 n all my transmasc homies too 🤠 don't forget the enbies dummy 💁
train: run on electricity ⚡ give a hoot! 📣

🚆tra(i)ns 🏳️‍⚧️

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 7 points 3 weeks ago

Trains rights!

Alternate transport option: Trans rigs!

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'd become a trans woman in the blink of an eye if I got to drive a Tesla tank. I'd also put Hell March 2 to play on full blast

[–] KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, equipped to make it's own parking spot and resist tow trucks. The perfect city car 😍

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Capacitor at full charge!