saltnotsugar

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Rizzo’s discount burial shredding! You dead ‘em, we shred ‘em.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago

ChatGPT, write a position paper on self signed certificates.

(Lights up a blunt) You need to chill out man.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago

This guy is all set to rock out with his cock out.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This error is brought to you by MEGA BURGER!

[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago (3 children)

In the kitchen it hums with delight,

A mischievous microwave, quite a sight.

With a twist of its dial, a dance begins,

Uneven warmth, where chaos wins.

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How was that fast lane working for ya? Ya dingus!

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Made me livin in the fiber optic mines. Mine all day, mine all night in those fiber mines.

[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 year ago (9 children)

I only use my programming for good. For instance Bat_Count.exe lets the user enter a number and then the Count from sesame street will count to this number and say “Ah ah ah!” at the end.

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