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[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago (1 children)

In the kitchen it hums with delight,

A mischievous microwave, quite a sight.

With a twist of its dial, a dance begins,

Uneven warmth, where chaos wins.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

With a flicker and a sarcastic hum,

Microwave, oh marvel, where chaos is spun.

A promise of warmth, a comedic jest,

In your reheating quest, you give us the rest.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Wavelengths oh do cancel when a crest and a trough

Do meet one another and, energy, not enough

Yet center the plate, or a bowl, it’s your choice

So the food spins round the high points and molecules, excited, rejoice

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

magical energy, technological wonder,

Could my reheating choice perhaps be a blunder?

My mind races, my feelings are mixed;

Lasagna like magma with ice patches betwixt.