androidul

joined 3 years ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

damn you, I’m so jelly rn 🥲

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

you store all that in the Homework folder?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

some poor bastard

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Snoop Doggesque kitchen style

[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (8 children)

what on gods sake are they doing so special that requires those browsers explicitly

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

True and very annoying in the same time! The web is ruined :(

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

first poop in 2024

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

hey I saw that as well on my wife’s chrome on phone, it’s really scary

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You’re looking for the clitoris on the Capri Sun, I didn’t even find the vagina 😔

 

“What? No there isn’t!”

“Well then how did your foot get in there?”

 

The cementery

 

When we had our firstborn, she said, “How about we name him Mark, but with a C?”

I smiled and nodded and then told her I’d take care of everything with the name registration and birth certificate. When my wife looked at the birth certificate a few days later, she was confused.

“Honey”, she said. “Why does this say Cark?”

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Sure. Which way did you come in ?