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What a relief! I was kinda getting worried (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I want to thank everyone who gave me a bunch of great advice

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I was wondering why you were still holding on to last year's shit. Glad to know everything came out alright!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Apparently my ass holds grudges

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Today is gonna be the day that you're gonna throw it back to poop

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

By now, you should have dropped trou' and done what you had to do

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Huzzah!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hydrate and bidet.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

first poop in 2024

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Bah, three days, that's nothing! There was this guy on Reddit who didn't go for a month and a half and had to get unplugged at the hospital!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I poop now, as I read this, in solidarity ✊

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

The body is evolving to be more efficient…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

So is that beating the record or what?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You really should not have done that. Everyone who ever died has pooped.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I suspect that is not accurate because of babies that only live for a few minutes or birth defects that require a colostomy.

But everyone who poops, eventually dies.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

And? How was it?? I want consistency, color, smell, difficulty etc.

Details are what make for a good story

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

i am glad to ear that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I'm pooping right now

Lord have mercy

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I’m proud of you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

That full stop is giving me anxiety