Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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Key features

Its a massive house

Its not that bad really!

Huge potential

No forward chain

Description

I am probably going to get sacked when the owner reads my description...but in the meantime we are running with it! Yes its a right dump, but its a large dump. And actually look a little closer and its not as bad as it may seem. There are number of replacement windows, has a modern fuse box and the roof looks good with lead flashing around the firewalls and chimney. And its big, offering a large sitting room, dining room, kitchen, conservatory, three bedrooms and an upstairs bathroom. The garden is pretty decent too. This is your chance to save Santa and bag yourself a bargain too! Offered for sale with no forward chain.

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They knew

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Also:

  • TV too high and too close
  • Unexpected Star Wars
  • The writing is on the wall for that bathroom
  • Guess what horrors are hiding on the hob
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We’ve got modern, we’ve got hunting cabin, we’ve got whites and bold unmatching colors, we’ve got clashing brown tans

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Also, pink island bar?

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Unexpected Star Wars (www.rightmove.co.uk)
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Shed for rent (www.rightmove.co.uk)
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"Luxury studio" (www.rightmove.co.uk)
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Urgent sale

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Apologies for the FB post, but that's where I'm finding it.

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My favorite parts are the pissing Bart, the exposed bathroom, and all that sheet metal.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/602-S-Adams-St-Ritzville-WA-99169/85930618_zpid/

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One of my design hang-ups is sunken ceiling spots. Personally, I would never fit them, although I can understand having them in a kitchen or bathroom. But this is just... something. No options for anything but searing white light. I can't even see any lamps in the bedroom.

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There's a story or two there. What's weird is there are multiple photographs of what we might call the front as if the photographer couldn't really make sense of it all.

This:

A detached house situated on Barrington Road via walk way beside house number 2B

Plus the map suggest it is here on Google Maps, tucked between the houses on the road and the railway line. Which probably explains the lack of windows.

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Red rooms (www.rightmove.co.uk)
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Conventional on the outside, blood rave on the inside.

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https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5450-Ariel-St-Houston-TX-77096/28064560_zpid/?

Not my style but someone thought it was a good idea.

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Ok, this is in Swedish, so you may not understand this...

This is the description of a fairly boring building in an industrial area, the agent is going ALL IN on rhyming on the same type, every line ends with "-ren":

I thought I was going insane when I read it...

Here is the listing:

https://www.fastighetsbyran.com/sv/sverige/objekt/?objektid=3163769

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Business at the front, party at the back.

I have looked it over a few times and am still confused about everything stuffed in the back garden - an extension for tiny pottery houses, a converted bathyscaphe, a fountain that looks like it came from a funfair and a tree house. All that before you get to the loft conversion that has the feel of a small caravan (we used to go on holiday in a Sprite). 🤷‍♂️

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For the discerning homebuyer/vampire who hates the idea of natural sunlight!

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1119-E-Puma-Ln-Lincoln-KS-67455/128506191_zpid/

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Sleeps 16! Newly renovated! 6,000+ sqft! Indoor pool in your very own gymnasium building! Apparently great for doomsday preppers for some reason! What’s not to love?

Ok so I don’t love whatever this thing is. It gives me creepy basement entrance vibes that don’t fit.

I like ceiling elephant if stuff has to be there at all, but the rest of the cave drawings…

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1920-S-Springdale-Rd_New-Berlin_WI_53146_M87031-21597?from=srp-list-card

(You may recognize this house from a comment on my prior post, cuz I wasn’t really thinking about posting this one separately, but hey might as well liven the place up)

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