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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

If you're a man, get a vasectomy. They're super quick, and can be easily reversed. Unlike a woman getting her tubes tied, no hospital stay/visit and only a local anesthetic.

Mine was done in my doctor's office and I spent more time laying down after than it took to complete. And no stitches!

Highly recommended.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It is important to know that they are not easily reversible and not as cheap to reverse So I won't be that light-hearted about it but yeah, they're generally pretty simple to get and Might be possible to reverse

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Also they can become permanent if not reversed within a few years

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, vasectomies cost money, celibacy is free

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

Plus you get your wizard powers after 30

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I also had a vasectomy. Mine came with a free panic attack. Luckily my urologist was really good and started tossing out all sorts of corny dick jokes. It legitimately helped.

That said, I was in and out within an hour and got to jack off as much as I wanted with zero guilt (I was mormon at the time - that's relevant, I promise). Cannibal Corpse made an appearance in my toilet the first couple times.

My wife, on the other hand, had to go to the OR to get her tubal litigation done. She chose to do so as a result of RvW being repealed. But we don't need to worry about condoms, which is nice, since she has a latex allergy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

tubal litigation

Hello, I am a practicing genital lawyer. May I see them tubes plx?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Real men do their own vasectomy.

I used a kitchen knife while biting on a leather belt.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

~~Balling~~ on a budget

Edit: Unballing on a budget

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Reversal is not very successful

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

From what I read the reversal is not a 100% guarantee

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

got a vaccination two years ago and I live carefree. :) edit: got autocorrected, I meant vasectomy ^^

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Your comment got autocorrected to "vaccination". Just FYI.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Kinda like a vaccine against kids in a way

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Take your upvote and get out

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

They never really check

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And here I thought the autism they gave you were bad enough.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

What if I told you there is a way...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Having a vasectomy was the best thing I did for my couple sex life.

Now it's just worry free creampies all the time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

So have cream pies and punch any child that trys to take it from you. They are small, I don't see the problem.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 3 weeks ago

There's the pill