Brake failure on a mountain road.
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Death by human error... sounds about right.
ah hell, I’m getting shot by a drunk hillbilly aren’t I?
Well I'm named for a fictional character I wrote about. so presumably she comes to life and for some reason tries to kill me
Died in a rocket accident and quickloads didn't work
Depending on what your lemmy app/UI displays, executed either by Paul or Stilgar. One would be brought back though.
In front of my PC without anyone noticing until days later
I’ll donate so much to research I won’t have money to eat?
Someone finally writes my name in that death note.
Can't say that I know, but I shall be avenged.
Some kind of ancient forest spirit emerges from the woods, consumes my soul and leaves my body in a coma before fading back into the trees without a trace.
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In the dark.
i guess the deal goes wrong and i dont make it
Well shit.
Adorably.
Heart attack while Internet browsing from my favorite location
Either a fight with a massive reptile or lethal attraction to a strong light source, not sure
I'll be killed by a bunch of odd, possibly shapeless movie props.
A human centipede but made of weasels
Stayed up multiple nights in a row and accidently ran into traffic having some kind of psychotic break.
Saving the life of an infant/child from some type of shit show.
Suicide.
Hatchet + cannibalism seems likely
oh oh... I'm in danger.
My nemesis showed up.
A space battle with transcendental Borg Spheres.
If it's literal, I have a very, very, very long life of space travel ahead of me.
If it's in the Carl Sagan metaphorical 'we are star stuff' sense, then it could literally be anything.
An epic duel. Maybe somebody loses a hand, idk
Eaten by a living supercomputer that thirsts for dimensional conquest
I'll live to see the cyberpunk era, but will not be happy about it...
I get ackshually'd to death in the comments. 💀
I'll live for eternity I guess. Really don't want that tbh
Digimon incident. I might cringe if I were alive to care.
No one can tell... (Well maybe)... But I should have seen it coming.
I will be deleted and no evidence that I ever existed will be found.
Alone in my apartment and nobody checks on me for not responding, because I stopped responding long before.
