this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 131 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 59 points 11 months ago

“Hold on, I need a squirt from my lube snail”

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, don't even need a strap on for pegging ;)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

I don't

But other people probably do

[–] [email protected] 70 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If she has a lube dispenser by her bed of any kind you’re in for a pretty fun time I would think

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

Oh, did you want to come over to my house?

[–] [email protected] 69 points 11 months ago

That's how you turn a date into a relationship.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

Yeah. Instant keeper.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Oh, that? That's just my buddy, Escargot Robbie. What do you mean that's weird?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Escargot Robbie

Bwaahahhahahaaahahhaa!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

Honestly I would play with that all night and the girl can F off

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's a sign that she's clearly a slug.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A slugger in the sheets maybe LUL

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

As a Dead by Daylight player I don't like sluggers(its when you down someone, but instead of hooking him you hunt the next one risking the one you already downed to get up again, but if successful you have 2 or more downed survivors).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I was meaning slugger as in the common American trope of a baseball player that hits home runs regularly, didn't know Dead by Daylight had those!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

I just are a grape

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

So she uses a plastic snoil instead of a real one?? Meh, orange flag.

Or maybe French flag if she kept eating the real ones.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Green flag?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

I would fuck her twice 😍

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Decoy snail

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

take me to snurch (snail church)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

It's like snail snot lol

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Waifu material right there

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Would you show her your katana?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A fruit knife at most. But of excellent quality.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

But the blade is bent to the right.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 months ago

A bent knife bleeds deeper.