ThatWeirdGuy1001

Didn't even notice at first. Too busy looking at ass.

Man ass, woman ass, gay ass, straight ass. Idgaf.

Lemme see them cheeks.

Speak for yourself I'm too busy looking at ass.

I watched the twin towers fall but none of it connected and never gave me the fanatical patriotism it was supposed to.

A life without all the trauma and self harm. A life where I had all the support I needed to actually thrive and make something of myself. Sometimes it's just a life with a past love where everything turned out okay. Other times a life where I chose a more profitable career because I didn't need chaos to feel normalcy.

I'm a very broken individual so it's not really hard for me to dream up a scenario that's infinitely better than my reality.

That's part of what hurts so bad waking up and realizing I'm back in my own life.

I have vivid dreams to the point I've had to mourn entire lives that were never even real.

Like Roy from Rick and Morty.

The worst ones are when it was a very fulfilling life and then I have to wake up and accept it never actually happened.

I have several but by far the most common is "fuck em"

Mainly used when people wanna hit me with some dumb shit and act like it's my problem. Fuck em.

I like you.

What is wrong with you?

I'm am deranged and disgruntled.

Take doordash for instance. You order your food through doordash. As soon as you place the order the food is made. Then a driver decides to pick up your order. It's already been 10 minutes since your food was made. It's now getting cold. The driver finally shows up. It's now been 25 minutes since the food was made. The driver picks up your order and drives it 10 minutes away. It's now been 35 minutes since your food was made.

You paid more money for food that sat for over half an hour. The food is now sub par and cold. You eat it anyway. That tells these businesses they can just cut quality and charge more because you'll still pay for it.

You little piggy. You're gonna eat this cold overpriced food little piggy. Come get your cold shit quality food little piggy.

It doesn't help that I've worked food my whole life and online ordering/delivery have turned the job I loved into a hellscape of entitlement and laziness.

I used to love making customers happy and satisfied. Now idgaf take the fucking food and get out of my god damn face.

If you regularly use 3rd party food delivery services and you're not disabled you're the reason restaurant food quality has gone to shit and I will call you out on it.

You've made it clear you're willing to pay twice as much for a shittier product and these businesses have heard you loud and clear.