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[–] [email protected] 3 points 28 minutes ago (1 children)

Sibling of Bobby Drop Tables

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 minutes ago

Y'all need to learn how to sanitize your inputs!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Not legal in Sweden. Our "IRS" must also accept the name and deem it legal.

I for one like this. As it stops some very stupid people to name their children some very stupid names. Such as "Adolf Hitler".

And yes. Someone did try to name their child this and they were appropriately stoped from doing it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

If only Sweden invaded the rest of the world instead of Russia... *le sigh*

[–] [email protected] 1 points 27 minutes ago

Should have went with Adolf Olivernipples

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 minutes ago

Good luck with that.

Most computer nayetems will trim the crap out of that name, the white spaces like space, tab, \r and \n will be gone by the time it's in the database

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 minutes ago

A line break is a non-printable character. So it would only work in the scope of electronic storage. The minute it hits other media, the line break character is subject to how that media handles its presence, and then it is lost permanently from that step forward.

Plus, many input forms make use of validation that will just trim anything that isn’t a character or number, removing the line break character.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

Not legal in Canada. Your legal name must use Latin characters only. This is a sore point for indigenous people.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Hello my name is JohnDoe. My name only contains Latin characters, no spaces allowed.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Ah, but you see, "John" and "Doe" are two names - first and last - and when you say "My name is", you're really listing out your names, with spaces inbetween!

But then there's hyphenated names, and I have no idea how those are treated.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

"John Doe" vs ["John", "Doe"] vs {"firstName":"John", "lastName":"Doe"}

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)
console.log(Object.values(name).join("\n"));
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

The Romans also had spaces in between words

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 minutes ago

I was under the impression that that was actually a medieval invention

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

But did they have lowercase?

EDIT: Hello my name is JOHN DOE. Only latin characters allowed

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

But did they have ~~lowercase~~ english language?

Salve! John Doe nomen meum est.

Only latin ~~characters~~ allowed

(That's all the latin I remember from school back then)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Did the Romans not use line breaks?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Blank spaces arent characters by definition as they're the space that allows the letters to exist

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Deep. Is Python a form of Jazz?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

If elected president my first order of business will be to make all birth certificates fully unicode compatible.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

How is your son X Æ A-12?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 minutes ago

Screw everything about Elon musk

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 minutes ago

"It sounds like a password"

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 hours ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

John doe is invaild syntax.

It just be

(John \doe);

[–] [email protected] 97 points 6 hours ago (14 children)

I have an apostrophe and it's super annoying as some companies see it as a SQL injection hack and sanitize it.

So I've received ID with Mc%20dole or they add a space in it. Or I'll get a work email with an apostrophe but I cant use it anywhere because sites have it disabled. And I've missed my flight because I changed my ticket once to add the apostrophe and the system just broke at the gate.

Worse yet many flight companies have "you will not be able to board if your ID doesn't exactly reflect your details" but their form doesn't allow it. Even most forms for card payments don't allow it even though it's the name on my card.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 45 minutes ago)

I have an apostrophe and it’s super annoying as some companies see it as a SQL injection hack and sanitize it.

My surname contains a character that's only present in the Polish alphabet. Writing my full name as is broke lots of systems, encoding, printed paperwork and even British naturalisation application on Home Office website. My surname was part of my username back at uni, and everytime I tried to login on Windows, it would crash underlying LDAP server, logging everyone in the classroom out and forcing ICT to restart the server.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

you will not be able to board if your ID doesn't exactly reflect your details"

Do they care about an apostrophe though? I can see any punctuation being a problem for systems.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I had to convince people to let me on board a plane because my name contain a swedish letter (å). Their computer system translated it into "aa", which then didn't match my passport.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 minutes ago

Your name is transliterated in your passport? That's on the Swedish authorities then.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

That one I can actually see, having an extra letter that doesn't match. Dropped punctuation or symbols (whatever the flair is called) though personally I wouldn't care.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 55 minutes ago (1 children)

That's the wrong way of looking at an å.

It's not just an a with decoration. It actually has different pronunciation and is typically replaced with aa if no å is available. (I'm neither Swedish nor Norwegian, so not 100% sure, but it's what happened to Erling Haaland).

Similarly, you would replace a German ä with ae. So if my name was Bäcker, it would be wrong to spell it Backer on a ticket. Baecker would be the way.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 45 minutes ago* (last edited 43 minutes ago)

Yes I'm aware it's not an a with decoration jfc. I'm saying for computer entries that garble things, I wouldn't care about matching it up so perfectly (with dropped whatever those things are called) as to not allow someone to board a plane.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

%20 is encoded space if I remember right, so even then they were already incorrect

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 hours ago

It sounds like maybe they sanitized the apostrophe to a space and then encoded it

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