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submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can I kill someone who wants to do this? How do I legally get away with it?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Plead permanent sanity. If I was the judge I would let you go.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Plead permanent sanity.

temporary sanity is the best I can manage these days.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Thanks bro

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I gotchu

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Of myself of the now dead purpetrator?