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Microsoft begins cracking down on people dodging Windows 11's system requirements in c/[email protected]
TIL Will Smith turned down Django because “Violence begets violence” in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The type that results is sudden and very abrupt deceleration of the palm of the hand at someone else's face

TIL the first Internet search engine was “Archie”, which was created in 1990 by Alan Emtage, a postgraduate student at McGill University in Montreal. It’s still around today in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Archive, Veronica, and Gopher... The Usenet trio

Elon Musk loses fight with ex-Twitter staffer, must pay $600K in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 month ago

H1B hostages

Unlucky placement in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Needs an achievement system

PLUMBERS JACKPOT - you clogged the toilet more than 10 consecutive times

FIBER AT HOME - no loose stools for a whole month

LIKE CLOCKWORK - you are super regular for a whole month

METEOR EXTINCTION - you had a poop that was more than 1% of your body weight

Have you tried turning it off and on again? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

So... a small hydraulic press?

Have you tried turning it off and on again? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

In principle yes but I never managed to shatter or break a disc platter... But then I never had a sledgehammer