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[–] [email protected] 178 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

"We call her Carrie, because of the carriage return."

You can also try to give the child NULL as middle name for additional fun.

[–] [email protected] 133 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

He is being too nice. He needs to get a lawyer and sue that shitty company for harassment and whatever else.

ETA: The US isn't overly litigious. We are under litigious if anything.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I just realized that the shitty software on the other side of the divide is casting null to ”null", which absolutely explains that issue. What a cluster

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 hours ago

Yeah, I love to rag on languages with weak typing, because of the potential for a bug, but seeing it play out in reality, directly with user input, that's certainly something else.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 hours ago

shudders in NodeJS

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago

they should have just used rust smh

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago

Yeah, this is his daughter