These weren’t the beans I was promised when signing up for Lemmy.
this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2023
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Perhaps I can interest you in a video of someone stoking their beef stroganoff?
That's...oddly specific...
It's a thing of beauty isn't it
Oddly specific? It's an entire fucking category on PornHub
Disturbingly so
Link to the video?
Bonk
Ah, ah, ah, it ain't November yet. They're good.
LOL, my nanna dies last week and I'm pretty cut up about it.
Would still film that video though. A boys gotta eat
hell yeah whatever puts food on the table
sorry about your grandma
If you're wanting to make this happen, I'm open to stealing the catalytic converter. Always wanted to do that...
There's someone who steals them from cars from the parking garage of the local pediatric hospital. How evil can you get?
Idk i bet you could train orphans to do it
That seems pretty evil
I'll take the bean flicker clips
I'm sorry about your Nana!
I'm not, she had it coming
Spicy.
Don't worry ma'am, my DMs are open
Your Nana when she was young:
Right? Grandma grew up during the great depression. She'd understand.
She had to turn the crank on her selfie-camera with her feet and a broomstick rig.
BEANS
Can you flick a stroganoff instead of a bean?
What, like Bean Strokenoff?
Or a stroked beanoff
My new band name.
You can flick it stroganon.
Totally off topic, but nice username OP
Thanks, do you know the book it's from?
No, but it looks interesting! Guess I know what book I'm reading next
One of my long time favourite authors. A true cult favourite..