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Good, thanks. You?

Good, thanks. You?

Good, thanks. You?

Good, thanks. You?

If you've got a spare quarter-hour, take a listen to the disquiet all those gifts can cause.

Do you know which Jack is your favourite? You should have a contest determine your favourite Jack. A Jack-Off, if you will.

And My Axe.

This is really niche, but most organisations have a Microsoft Active Directory, or equivalent, that tracks users, their credentials, and their permissions. The sign of a bad AD admin: permissions directly applied to user objects without any intermediary objects or abstraction in AD.

Obviously not meant to be taken literally. It refers to all manufacturers of dairy products.

Fully dressed for WFH. Nude for in-office. Nude with shoes on for client meeting (in-office or WFH).

Yeah, I suspect that's probably true. The prescribed maintenance routine on my VW suddenly got very, very lax after 250,000 miles.

alcohol-free

Spoilsport.

The secret to keeping water hot is minimising surface area and, of course, insulation. If you want instant hot water you can actually buy electric hot water tanks with, say, 10-15L capacities that go under the sink so the hot water only needs to travel the 50cm or so. Very cheap and much more simple than instant heaters.

Screaming?

..."Outside Pants"? I feel like this might be the real tip here. Please, explain.