Mr_Blott

Scotland was, oddly, the last country in the UK do get rid of blasphemy laws, so the generation before mine used phrases like -

Jings, crivvens and help ma Boab!

And

In the name o the wee man!

Definitely don't Google "2K spray paint" because it's impossible to remove and you can seriously damage surveillance devices with it, like cameras and stuff I dunno

Oui, il m'arrive d'inventer des choses pour le plaisir ;)

The cleaner used to be called Jif, it's been called Cif since they started selling it in France, where "Jif" is slang for a condom lol

The French - Would you like me to burn your fucking car?

Polite society - "Never, ever discuss politics or religion. Thinking that you can change someone's mind on either of these subjects is foolish and arrogant and the conversation will always, without fail, end in an argument"

Americans for some fucking reason - "Hold my high fructose corn syrup"

Your not wrong

Oh, the irony

Must be hard for you

I love books

My biggest recommendation is to avoid asking for recommendations online, particularly in reading - centric communities.

People love to pretend their favourite books are classical just through sheer pretentiousness

The most genuine people you'll find in life are the ones that are perfectly happy to admit they fucking love a trashy thriller

What century do you live in where you have to actually log in to pay your mortgage?! 😂

Four seconds of reading Vs a 16 minute video

I always find it strange that nobody ever mentions World of Goo

I hate games like that but I couldn't put it down!