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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I specifically wanna be pentaborane, because it has the rare honor of a perfect score on the fire safety diamond. Highly flammable, highly toxic, highly reactive, explodes on contact with air, explodes on contact with water, and lethal amounts can absorb through your skin (if it even gets that far). It was actually considered as a possible jet or rocket fuel in the 1950s and earned the nickname "Green Dragon" because it burns green. But the US government ended up rejecting it because even its exhaust is poisonous. It is in fact so dangerous that the government's supply of it sat in storage until 2000 because that's how long it took to invent a safe disposal method - a procedure whose actual scientific name is Dragon Slayer.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

subscribe to toxic chemical facts

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Me too. I want to subscribe

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This is the most metal thing I've heard of in the field of chemistry, which is kinda profound given that chemistry defines what a metal is.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm probably an oxidizing agent.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Uh oh. Infinite carbon.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It’s toxic gas for me, I need to work on my diet.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Look, I'm not afraid of water. I can swim fine. I was a lifeguard ffs. But the water here is always cold, and I'm almost always wearing leather boots amd work pants. I'm not afraid of water, I'm afraid of getting wet. I'll get very angry if I get wet, because how then am I supposed to get dry? Dangerous when wet describes me well.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I made this after accidentally triggering somebody's manic psychosis.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Can I steal it to recklessly distribute throughout mystical and mental health meme spaces?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I might have to print it and put it on a lanyard. Or it sometimes feels like that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You are subscribed to lemmy mental and mystical meme spaces? May I ask in which instance these are please?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right off hand there's Witchy Memes but I meant just as much off Lemmy as on.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: [email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck yeah. It's an apt description of the specific way in which I am a menace.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Hail Eris! Hail Discordia!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Crisis should be crises, plural. I believe this is an example of faulty parallelism.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I considered that spelling as well. I think the plural and singular both fit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nope.

Right now the list reads plural, plural, and singular. Parallelism states that all words in a list should have the same form. So they should all be plural, or all singular.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

While that is true, it also means various types of alterations in consciousness and paradigm shifts, but there is really only one type of existential crisis.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Well I don't really agree with that and I also don't think it's a solution to faulty parallelism.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Harmful To Aquatic Life.

(I don't eat them but do order a lot of stuff online and am often covered in paint.)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Toxic gas. Might also be explosive.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Was definitely saying toxic gas. Or at least that's what my wife says

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I came here to make the same "what my wife says" joke about me being toxic gas.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

It's just Safety Data Sheet now. Calling them Materials was dehumanizing.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Warning: Exposure may cause irritation.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm non-flammable non-toxic gas—I'm not dangerous, I just take up a lot of space.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

And you can be suffocating?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I'm the big X over in the corner

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I'll take that dead smiling fish upper right.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Infectious, irritant, oxidising agent, toxic gas source

Alternatively, the big X not to be confused with the dead bird site's new name

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Optical Radiation 🫣

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Not illustrated here, but I like the one with the guy coughing his lungs out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Infectious substance, explosive, harmful irritant

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Yes, in the morning before coffee

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I’m the Polish one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm a compressed gas.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Gotta be one of the flammable types but how do I know which?

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