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violently cries and sobs in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Samesies. Here for the support and the dank memes. Not offended to get labeled. I'm also questioning if most cisgender people take offense to the label. I feel like most wouldn't. Maybe we're talking about the minority that gets triggered by words that they don't understand. I hope y'all don't rope the whole cis culture in with the haters, because you don't have to be queer to understand the plight of non-binary peoples. Just sayin'.

Which drugs have you used? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Don't take unlabeled food from known stoner fridges.

You can now buy a flame-throwing robot dog for under $10,000 in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Give me $5K and a case of beer and I'll make you a dog suit that breathes fire.

You always get a better bang for your buck investing in furries.

$7.5K if you want safety standards, though.

and you will be happy in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (8 children)

I don't... need to see that again. It doesn't matter how good you were. When restructuring happens you lose regardless.

For the Discerning Geologist in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Tholeiites or Alkali?

I agree, though. Basalt takes a red regardless.

For the Discerning Geologist in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Oh, you WOULD have the stones to say that.

For the Discerning Geologist in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I've got a bag of it to share, homie, but I'm going to re-inflate it and use it as my camping pillow tonight.

For the Discerning Geologist in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Frankly, I think the diacetyl from an aged chardonnay would give it good company if time isn't an issue.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I'm pretty confident any joke I could come up with would be off color, so I'm going to make the rare choice of sitting this one out.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I'm pretty confident any joke I could come up with would be off color, so I'm going to make the rare choice of sitting this one out.

This would be a nice temperature for Easter, not for Christmas Eve. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I'm not sure I've Δ'd my opinion on that.

It remains to be seen if global temperature will eventually max out (likely after a major population decline) or if we're headed in the direction of Venus, where the planet just gets turbo-fucked beyond the ability to retain any life.

This would be a nice temperature for Easter, not for Christmas Eve. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think people usually use the term "Greenhouse Gasses" because it's an umbrella term for the other compounds like methane that do the same thing (except it doesn't taste as good when dissolved in your soda).

I hope your source is on this train of thought and not something about secret Nazi's melting the ice caps to establish a base and awaken Mega-Hitler from his slumber.