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Don't want to bodyshame, but man, that is an ugly gun.
It’s the plastic lower, isn’t it?
It's going to be gaymores next.
Swords clash with other swords. Swords were always gay.
But swords are also sheathed ! or... is that an allegory for closeted ?
I don't want to offend anyone, but this sword is STRAIGHT
that's why I only use sabres and katanas ;-)
Katanas = queer swords
well, they're not straight, and they go nicely with my fedora...
You slay, babe
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Not when I'm done with it
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Tactical transition? Is that for when you want your deadname to stay dead?
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A while back, someone suggested that only women should be allowed to own handguns, and that the guns should all be painted baby pink.
MKULTRA: Hold my mimosa. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb
Ooof. I hope that's a stain and not heat discoloration, otherwise that's not a sword, but a sword-shaped wall decoration.
Hard to say, I've never seen a heat affected zone look like that. I also haven't foraged a sword.
I didn't know you can forage for swords.
If you look in the right place, at the right season, there's all kind of swords to be foraged. Delicious with garlic and parsley
Especially abundant near lakes in Britain
Yep, my buddy Art foraged such a nice sword. Everybody calls him a king now. He even made a council like in the LoTR.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
What if mine was given to me by a watery tart?
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Poking the same sex since 3300BC
Don't tell him about stainless tig welding
slayyy ⚔️💑
I didn't know they added swords to CS2
If this was the Singing Sword from Knighty Knight Bugs, I’ll bet it would sing What’s Going On for 10 hours straight.
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Heat affected zone on that sword is fucking ridiculous. Sure, you made it harder, but it'll shatter more easily, too.
Could just be a color casing process.
I cast Scholar's Armanent
Reading this made me instantly have the gay frogs song stuck in my head again
Frogs friggin frogs turn the fricking frogs GAY!
Praise gaben
Ok, but the frogs were becoming gay. Not saying Alex Jones is a decent person.
They're called chem-flames
You bleed rainbows when cut.
First the frogs. Then the togs. Then some blogs. Now these too?
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