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[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Don't want to bodyshame, but man, that is an ugly gun.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

It’s the plastic lower, isn’t it?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

It's going to be gaymores next.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

You mean the cousin of Seymour Asses? The asexual dog Gaymore Asses?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Swords clash with other swords. Swords were always gay.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But swords are also sheathed ! or... is that an allegory for closeted ?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm guessing you don't have your foreskin?

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I don't want to offend anyone, but this sword is STRAIGHT

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (4 children)

that's why I only use sabres and katanas ;-)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

well, they're not straight, and they go nicely with my fedora...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

You slay, babe

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Not when I'm done with it

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Tactical transition? Is that for when you want your deadname to stay dead?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

A while back, someone suggested that only women should be allowed to own handguns, and that the guns should all be painted baby pink.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wow, this actually exists? I thought it was a joke from this: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2411696/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

That's nothin'! You wanna see some weird bombs? Watch this!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ooof. I hope that's a stain and not heat discoloration, otherwise that's not a sword, but a sword-shaped wall decoration.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hard to say, I've never seen a heat affected zone look like that. I also haven't foraged a sword.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I didn't know you can forage for swords.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

If you look in the right place, at the right season, there's all kind of swords to be foraged. Delicious with garlic and parsley

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Especially abundant near lakes in Britain

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yep, my buddy Art foraged such a nice sword. Everybody calls him a king now. He even made a council like in the LoTR.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just moistened binks lobbing scimitars everywhere out there.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

What if mine was given to me by a watery tart?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Poking the same sex since 3300BC

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Don't tell him about stainless tig welding

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

slayyy ⚔️💑

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I didn't know they added swords to CS2

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (8 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Heat affected zone on that sword is fucking ridiculous. Sure, you made it harder, but it'll shatter more easily, too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Could just be a color casing process.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Uh... You might be confusing welding and heat treating concepts...

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I cast Scholar's Armanent

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Reading this made me instantly have the gay frogs song stuck in my head again

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Frogs friggin frogs turn the fricking frogs GAY!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Praise gaben

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Ok, but the frogs were becoming gay. Not saying Alex Jones is a decent person.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

They're called chem-flames

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

You bleed rainbows when cut.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

First the frogs. Then the togs. Then some blogs. Now these too?

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