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A lone figure at a party reflects that the rest of the revelers don't know that "xylophones" with metal bars are actually glockenspiels.

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 3 months ago (2 children)

No, they are called metallophones, glockenspiel is just one of them. Other common metallophones are the tubular bells and the vibraphone

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I knew what this was before clicking.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Tubular, dude!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

TUBULAR BELLS!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The vibraphone wants a word. Lionel Hampton is spinning in his grave.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The marimba has left the chat.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Sad Joe Porter noises

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

As far as I understand, a vibraphone is basically a glockenspiel with resonators

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

A xylophone has wooden bars.

A marimba is a xylophone with resonator tubes.

A glockenspiel is a xylophone with metal bars.

A metal marimba is a marimba with metal bars (or a glockenspiel with resonator tubes).

A vibraphone is a metal marimba with a motor spinning a disc inside the resonators which can create a vibrato and it has a damper (sustain pedal).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

oooh I see, thanks for that clarification :)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

No, vibraphone is the setting that discretely lets you know someone is calling you without annoying everyone around you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Ah, I see. It's Xylophones

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

God damm xylophobes.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

As opposed to a xylophone made of dicks, which is a cockenspiel.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Glockenspiels are usually smaller than xylophones.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This always messed with me as a kid because for no reason I can come up with, xylophone made sense as the metal one and glockenspiel made sense as the wood one

It took more effort than it should to unlearn this

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

German Glocke = English bell = made out of metal

Literally Glockenspiel = bell game

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Chiming in for clarification: Literally it's "bell game" but the word's meaning is more like "bells that play" or "bells to play with".

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Oh yah, play with mein bells

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Aw man I just spieled on mein glock

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

And this is why it is good advice not to think too much about that word as a German speaker.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Xylo=wood in Greek

Knowing this made this even more confusing though!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

My fave part is when Ripley fights the xylophone queen in the mech outfit

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Pic of your cockenspiel?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

How is it that this literally came up in conversation at the family get together over the weekend, and on Monday it’s being memed? Proof again this world is just a simulation and has memory limitations.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Aren't those metallophones? Last I checked glockenspiels were a different (and much smaller) critter

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is there an all encompassing term for xylophones and all the instruments that are "Xylophones" with X feature(s)?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

So xylo ren is wood ren