son_named_bort

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 days ago (2 children)

We don't even get gruel, just Krusty brand imitation gruel. 9 out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (4 children)

In MLB, the National League and American League didn't have unified rules until 2022, when the National League finally adopted the designated hitter rule.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Brown Sugar by the Rolling Stones. It's a song about banging a slave, but I didn't know that as a kid.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

May and June. I feel like there's a lot of younger Aprils but the other two month names seem like old lady names.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Every breath you take

Every vote you make...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is he Mr. Burns exact double like Guy Incognito to Homer Simpson?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I like the way Nitup thinks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Similar to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution which is a merger of the Atlanta Journal and the Atlanta Constitution.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Socialism is a cancer and Capitalism is, uh what cures cancer?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah wallet inspector

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Yell at clouds

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Kick em when they're up, kick em when they're down.

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