this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 119 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Congrats on the balls dude.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Sorry about the chafing, dude.

[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'd consider her a keeper as she clearly loves you how you are. Everyone has their pros and cons, and she looks like she sees your cons, but also your pros and still loves how you are.

Also, she's funny so that is a huge pro for her.

Lastly, congrats on the balls my friend.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

She is funny as fuck quick wit that makes my dumb ass laugh.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Then she sounds like a keeper.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If she is still with u then its probably fine no?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is there no way to sudo apt upgrade that package of yours?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

pacman -Syyu might give you a package with a bigger version number

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

great balls dude, thats a W

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

more like a ω

wait ... are y'alls pointy ?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You mean ...

Yours ain't?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So are there any ball lovers here? Mind explaining to me what "nice balls" would even be? Should i do more kegels?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just make sure they’re clean!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's why you should wipe front to back so you don't end up with shitty balls.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Showering also helps

(so I’ve heard)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

A nice handful?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would laugh, that's always;s the best way to take a joke.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

So she would laugh during sex?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

The old "pod racer" package.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Have you expressed insecurity with your size? It sounds like she's trying to reassure you.

Not all of us, including myself, were destined to be porn stars, my friend. If it's a relationship based on more than physical attraction, it shouldn't matter. And there are lots of ways to please a partner... :P

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I would ask her what she meant by it. Seems like maybe to be supportive? If you talk to her about it though there will be no uncertainty.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Congratulations for being handful.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It's a joke dude, there is no need to crumble into a fine powder upon seeing it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think he is fully aware it's a joke mate, I would even venture to guess the title of the post is also somewhat of a joke

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I take this as a reverse psychology nudge.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you have to leave reddid because you have a girlfriend?

... Asking for a friend

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

No i left because i couldn't use it anymore reddit was fun wile it lasted

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

So, balls, huh?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

hmm. actually a brilliant early bad-relationship warning system. depending on his reaction, you can decide early to dump or keep him.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I thought it was funny as fuck, cant take life to seriously you know.