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Shhhh. My spouse hasn't caught on, yet.

My first kitten was called Rails, but be run away. The second one, Ruby, but she died from sickness the second day we had her home. The third one was Rails 2, but we called him just Rails, he's 10 yo now. The fourth one wad called PowerBI, buy ny wife didn't like and it was a lame name anyway so we changed it to Sushi.

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World. Why? "Hello World".

This reminds me of an article I read about a guy whose last name was Null.

This isn't it but is the first one I found when looking.

https://www.wired.com/2015/11/null/

The story is pretty much what you would expect but still an amusing read.

Don't give elon any ideas.

don't forget Ada

If you name her Julia, you can wake her up with the wonderful meme of “Good morning Julia, it’s me, Joe…”

• Orphan Process
• Null
• Char
• Object
• Instance
• Bug

My son GIGO never quite meets expectations.

PHP. It’s pronounced, PhhhhP

We named our son "Foo Bar" but we used the alternate spelling "Fubar" to make it look more reasonable.

CTRL+F 'Robert'

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Really?

Exception Segfault Binary

My dogs are Ping and Ruby

Ada?

My favorite IT based names and the reason why I want two kids: Master and slave

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OOM

Don't forget LOLCode (yes that's a thing)

I will name my firstborn 'OOM killer'.

Boolean ftw XD

Forindo Iffi **int

OOP

There it is.

Saving this for the future.

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