Swedneck

import yhwh  

def interventionSort(unsortedList):
    sortedList = yhwh.pray(
    "Oh great and merciful Lord above, let thine glory shine upon yonder list!", 
    unsortedList
    )  
    return sortedList

that explains why it took god 7 days to make the universe

they mean the wake agenda, all these boats disturbing the water's surface are going to bring an end to society

there's a very trivial solution that always works actually, it's called "stop being a prude"

ultimately the people responsible are the ones giving people tools that can be misused, you don't hand a gun to a child.

well why is it good? why not just assume the boilerplate as the default and require the user to override it if they want to do something fancy?

it's just busywork to always need to write the same stuff, and it also makes the code less readable and many people look at all that boilerplate and nope the fuck out.

This is why python is so good for getting people to realize that programming isn't magic, you just write the equivalent of one short sentence and BAM text in the terminal, no need to import the basic ability to print text which is so incredibly inane.

i love how people bend over backwards to justify the placement, and STILL the best you can come up with is "it's not THAT bad"

gift

what have i got to hide?
my relationship with your dad

they're SSDs compared to hard drives

//forgive my sins, it took me 2 hours to nail down this arcane spell. if anyone touches this they will know my wrath
=(/&)((//((%=)(&)%)(&()

we really need a proper beginner-friendly language that has no maths