Programmer Humor

Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--

https://xkcd.com/327/

Yes, I'll name my child parent. This will reverse the tree, vertically.

What about Alice, Bob, and Eve?

I love you so much NullPointerException

fun fact elif is a legit girl name in Turkish

"Pointer, where are you?" Points at Parent, my other child

Why no Ada or Janet? Or Haskell or Idris?

Elif is a feminine Turkish name :)

You know, OOP in Spanish translates as "Programación orientada a objetos" or POO in case you need it

Little baby FORTRAN

A friend of mine named his dog Byte. The dog is very playful, and has the habit of running in the direction of other people he meets.

When the dog does that my friend tries to call him back shouting: "BYTE!! BYTE!!". People get really scared when this happens 😂

Okay, not so funny if you are the one being approached by the dog.

"Yo shut the fuck up Linked list, you're annoying as hell"

Meet my kids, Sed and Awk.

"child" seems to be enough. short and concise.

Definitely naming my next dog Byte.

Edit: Petabyte!

Brainfuck

Ah yes Julia, an unreasonably effective name to give your child

This reminded me I haven't heard from my uncle Foo Bar in a while. (He spells it Fubar)

Just name the kid Basic, hardly worse than the Trahgedhieghs running around today

How could they forget Pascal :/

Just name your child Linus like we all do...

Oh yes, OOP, the namest of names

As a Python programmer I'll have to name my child Dictionary, of course.

Zig missing from the list is sad for very old meme reasons, too.

Oop

Nothing beats Bobby Tables.

I'm naming mine 1337Code jr

I'm naming my mid Iron Python and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

I like "Vectoria".

Eula.

Naming ~~things~~ kids is the hardest part of programming.

Haskell? Curry? Maybe even Brooks.

Lua

Shhhh. My spouse hasn't caught on, yet.