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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I’m pretty sure I’d be ok in multiple realities

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I’m still here.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I gotta get to Greece!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

shrugs I just do.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Stressful mostly

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Your handle reminds me of that blond joke where she hides in a bag of potatoes and when someone kicks it to see whats inside she says "potatopotatopotato"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Bamboo-fed, succulent and juicy steaks

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm not allowed to drink anything I guess

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

You’ll be wanting a cup of tea so. Go on have a cup, it’s fresh. No? Ah go on! Have a cup of tea. Go on! Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on …..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Silver Wings of Morning is a Shatterling ship of Gentian Line. Shatterlings exist six million years in the future. The ship is so large that it contains other ships in its hanger.

I will have no trouble surviving in this futuristic ship.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I guess it's kill or be killed...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Oh my, this is not gonna go well.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I’m good.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Mine is the name of a character I used to play tabletop.

He was a Chaos Space Marine.

I think I'll be okay.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Do you guys think Elon would let me take his SpaceX Starship in a time machine back to 2021 so I could fly to Mars and survive?

No, I do not have $4 billion to pay for this endeavor, I'll just take out a loan and tell the bank its for a scientific breakthrough.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I'm just glad it's not rouge because then I'd likely be a prostitute.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Omnipotence helps.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

"CanopyFlyer" is a reference to my skydiving days.

I have a tad over 4500 skydives.

Even though my last jump was 18 years ago, I think I'd be pretty safe if someone threw me out a plane with a rig on.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I think for me, there'd be some sort of lord involved. Couldn't tell you what would happen, though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

At least I'll have food.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I guess I am drilling wells? Maybe manageable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I am in the Matrix where no one can find me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I'm seriously.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I hope I don’t need a boat. I’m fine if I need a lesbian.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My fitness is questionable, but my knowledge is vast. I'll team up and be ok.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm half killer of invisible strong aliens, half teacher of toddlers trying to figure out what their daddies do. I'll happily team up, if you shall accept me wise one.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Itll either kill me in a burst of inspiration to the dome or be a very colorful and interesting way to kill people.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I mean, it’s pretty good name for a streamer I think, so I could probably do something there

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

So it's now a life and death situation for me to ensure cheetahs don't go extinct?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I wish I chose MeeKrob now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I'm gonna need a bigger van.

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