Ask Lemmy

I'll say 0, or maybe 1. I am a dreadfully boring person.

Are we talking about good interesting, or train wreck interesting?

Fucking fascinating. But I’d have to publish it as fiction because nobody would believe it.

Maybe a 5. Up to my early 20s would probably be interesting enough because it's relatable but after that it's a huge snoozefest.

People would think it's fabricated due to all the colossally bad choices it would describe

Like the time I let my neighbor who huffed glade crash at my house for a couple weeks and got robbed

2/100, perhaps. Although, if novel masturbation methods are of interest for the reader, you can add a couple of points.

A 14 at best. Most will read the years when I was a cheerleader and skip the rest.

Idk, my education, research and work is in neuroscience and psychology but I've spent more time in hospital and on psychiatric wards as a patient myself than most of my patients do. So I have some fun viewpoints from both sides of the couch (or locked ward as it were). Would people want to read that for the juicy voyerism? Maybe?

Interesting but fucked up.

Probably an 80, but only if it's written as comedy.

I get to the age of 13 and then solo pørn, panic attacks and a cook book. If you’re into this 69/100, otherwise 9.6/100

Not really interesting tbh. Although the “day in life of X” videos appear to get a shit ton of views so there’s probably at least a handful of people that would find it interesting.

12/100, maybe lol

"I sat, I shat my pants" 100/100

As a sort of horrifying, though mostly boring, cautionary tale.

Im pretty boring so probably at 10 or less

Mine would be pretty interesting in the hands of a capable writer - maybe a 75. This of course has nothing to do with me, I was but an observer of some pretty crazy family antics. It’d be like duck dynasty but with more crazy people. ;)

"Man, that poor guy can't get laid no matter what he does!" — Some book reviewer, probably.

I’ve done some interesting things and I have an interesting mix of education but honestly my story would be boring as hell. Maybe a 2.

Thinking about making an autobiographical comic but I'm not particularly in the safest position to do so right now

If I got to control how the story was told and had better writing/storytelling skills? Or if you had a really skilled writer with access to my brain and memories? I could probably get a 75-85 out of it. I’ve definitely had some interesting things happen in my life. The lack of thematic journey would be where I struggle though. The best stories have payoff and a struggle to overcome. Which, of course I have. But none so large that I could base my entire life story on it. Maybe someone embellishing a little bit could scrounge one up, but tell me any biopic that doesn’t do that.

There would be a few fun chapters but for the most part I’ll admit it would be quite boring for most people. 50/100

A psychologist told me I should write an autobiography so ... 😏🤣

A lot of people are very skeptical of certain parts of it, so I'd say maybe a 90 if disbelief is a measure of interest.

Not

I'm autistic, non binary, have ex family members that kind of home cooked their own cult, I'm an atheist now. there's plenty of emotional abuse in the ex family. Went to a Christian private school (different denomination than the cult), I'm intellectually gifted and chronically ill. There's some ADHD ex family members thrown in, I've spent some time I an African country and my current bestie is my cat. Currently using all my skills from studying a life science to improve my chronic illness situation.

I think there's some demographics that might be interested. Still not sure whether to actually write it.

0-16 - 5/100 (generic childhood) 17-29 - 100/100 (adventures with crazy people) 30+ - ??? (depends how much you love mathematics and teaching stories)

It sounds interesting on paper but in reality mostly involves me sighing and saying "what's the point?".

My teens and 20s would be pretty interesting, if you're into drama, crime and lots of psychedelic sub plots.

My 30s would be... pretty boring, things are a lot stabler.

20/100, because my life was really great right up until 2013, after that point it turned to nothing but misery.

Well, depends on the writter. Choose the right details about anybody's life and you have 100/100.

“drewisawesome14 sat on the toilet and took his fourth diarrheal defecation this evening…”

Let's see...
1990 - Teen crush invites me over, plays strip poker.
1998 - Lycos chatted with Grandpa Munster (Al Lewis).
2001 - Help build a school.
2006 - Created a webcomic.
2007 - Gammar was embarrassing, proceeded to write a unpublished 13 episode screenplay as pure spelling and grammar practice.
2023 - typed this comment.

Hmmm, 9/100 🙂

Very boring aside from my non standard interactions with my friends. 40/100 , maybe 50/100