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Mine is people insult me by pointing out my username but I am immune having been the one who chose it.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mine is infinite ADHD moments where I aim to expel as much information for the internet as possible. I have been accused of typing like ChatGPT. I can and will link to Wikipedia with reckless abandon and use parentheses (with reckless abandon).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just once, I think you should try to use some cautious abandon. Just to change it up a bit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

What's that? Abandon caution? Done!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Lurking... Wait crap!!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Omnipresence.

I'm in every thread on every post.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Read the post, checked the name, and recognized it instantly. Can confirm.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Somehow, people always reply very rudely regardless of my tone lol. I could be saying "we need to stop global warming" and there'll be someone like "We ALSO need to REVERSE it dumbass". Like, this has happened too much, people are way too defensive and will take any chance possible to "one-up" each other

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's always someone else's fault with you lol.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

In that case, can you point to the specific comments of mine that show that so I can work on myself?

Edit: oh I get it, that went right over my head lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

CALM DOWN, WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT THEM!!!

(hahaha, lol, roflcopter)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

(I feel like you missed the joke)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I definitely did lol, I realized later on

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mine is misreading usernames and thinking someone who posted this was an insane carp or cod.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

First time in london in summer 2022. this fish n chips shop called „oh my cod“ near us was fantastic. Thank you for bringing up this memory :D

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mine is that my username is witty

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That it is.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Haha your username is... kinda cool actually.:-D

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I didn't read the article, I'm just here to shitpost, complain about life, or be mentally ill in the comments.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Mine is long rants about irrelevant shit.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Irrelevant to the unwashed masses.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I respect everyone's wrong opinion.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I teach people that emoji are valid characters in Lemmy usernames.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have a smiley addiction and can’t stop using them :)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Addiction destroys friendships and families... =)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can trace every problem back to capitalism.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

That’s like, 75% of lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I have too many alts

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My antipower is my inability to dedicate the time I want to here. Uni and work keep me too busy. I wish I could keep my community here more active. )=

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you remove your upvote? You crazy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, I don't deserve an upvote from myself, of course I agree with me and think I contribute to the conversation.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Here's one on me; but really that's your superpower.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

As you can see, I'm a genius

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Not sure if this falls under that or not, but I've observed it's surprisingly frequent that people act out of character when I'm in the equation. I never understood why.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Mine is commenting on the worrisomely prolific violent rhetoric towards GOP members and getting downvoted into oblivion

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Rhetoric isn't killing republicans, living in red states is; check the homicide rates.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

MOON PRISIM POWER!!!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mine is spending far too much time on lemmy without contributing anything

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Invanting new spellingz foe old werdz.

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