ComradePorkRoll

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I choose to believe the person that gave you 1 will bump into you again and say "now we're talking" before disappearing into a crowd.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Wouldn't it have been hilarious if that's what happened after the fact?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

You can also use a pool noodle to line the bottom part of your door if there's a gap so you can keep the bathroom nice and steamy.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

I will, thank you. Sincerely.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (3 children)

If I would only not just use it to log off.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago (6 children)

Yeah y'all really don't want to end up like us. We're not the land of the free. The streets are most definitely not paved with gold. We're just a giant ponzi scheme.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

I'm not sure where you're coming from?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Do you have any feelings about the whole situation now?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I can trace every problem back to capitalism.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I stick a vacuum hose up my shirt and zip tie it around my neck so that it catches any loose flakes so that I may eat them later.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Its purposeful. It's done this way so that there are legal ways of justifying the death of millions per year as they are deemed unprofitable.

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

The image is formatted in a tweet with image format. The caption says "handle with care" over two pictures. The first picture is of an Amazon package with "fragile" written in sharpie. The second picture is on the inside the box with a paper and the text "a middle manager's ego" on it.

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

The image is a Bugs Bunny in a tuxedo with the text "I wish all everybody a very Henry Kissinger is dead"

 
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