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[–] [email protected] 211 points 7 months ago (3 children)

God, remember when links to pictures of monkeys were selling for millions and rubes ate it up?

[–] [email protected] 207 points 7 months ago (3 children)

It was not 'pictures of monkeys' it was art. It was digital art. If you don't get that then you don't understand money laundering.

[–] [email protected] 116 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Sitcom of chimps in the big city running a shady laundromat.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Run this on Adult Swim and I'll consider watching it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

How much can a virtual banana cost, Michael? Ten dollars?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago

I read that as monkey laundering

[–] [email protected] -5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

You can’t money launder with bitcoin. The whole purpose is that everything is traceable.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 7 months ago (2 children)
  1. Joe gives Kevin $1mil worth of Cocaine.
  2. Joe draws an ape in MS paint.
  3. Kevin buys the digital ape drawing from Joe for $1mil in Bitcoin.

That is how you launder money with art and Bitcoin.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Because it's normally suspicious if someone gives $1mil for no reason, but if you know it's for a monkey jpeg, then it's normal.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

I have no idea if it attracted the attention of any regulatory body but yeah that's pretty much how it went down as far as I know

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

This has got to be the most naive statement on crypto and laundering. Crypto are so easily laundered not because of traceability but because of the huge and rapid swings in value, Unexpected wealth is easily justified. Large sums are easily laundered by scripting thousands of transactions.

https://syntheticdrugs.unodc.org/syntheticdrugs/en/cybercrime/launderingproceeds/moneylaundering.html

[–] [email protected] 50 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I still want to know how much money my wife's dumb ass ex-boss lost when the bubble burst. I think he was in the mid 6 figure range.