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That's not how dishwashers work.

Your easiest solution is to just not connect it to your network.

If you want to really lock it out, depending on your router you can use the firewall to drop any packets to and from the device's IP.

So you can get an alert when the dishes are done.

Not justifying the feature itself, but there is a purpose.

$100k is cheap for a lot these days.

Exactly. You have no expectation of privacy on a system that isn't yours. I can't imagine a school district not informing parents about it before issuing the device.

They also lowered prices when their costs went down a year or so ago

Not everyone wants to mess with loading custom roms and configuring systems.

Take a look at Nitro Key. They're like Yubikey, but they sell pixel phones with a security and privacy focused custom grapheneOS.

Is it just me, or does the thumbnail look like a thong?

Those don't really exist anymore. They kept the name and raised the prices.

Venues (and other services) usually jack the prices way up when the word Wedding is involved. Which makes sense since weddings typically don't have a lot of room for errors.

Mine cost $150. $70 for the license and $80 for the JP to do their thing.