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[–] [email protected] 46 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Excuse me, that else should be elseif( user.region != 'eu' )

[–] [email protected] 61 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

elseif( user.region = 'eu' ){ SecretlyCollectData(user)}

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Would be neat if Google got caught with a GDPR violation, the max fine is 4% of your global revenue, which for Google would be 12.2 billion.

So far the biggest has been Meta who was hit for 1.2 billion.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

Google: "Haha, hahaha, no."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Else if (EU) {be annoying while collecting data;}

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

No then they just don't show you that they have your data...