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I woke up this morning three hours after my alarm (work started quite late so I was fine in that regard), with my phone sitting next to me (I keep it across the room). What’s more is I also had a salt shaker next to me, and a big pile of salt underneath me.
So apparently this happened:
Do you have a carbon monoxide detector?
Yeah, this one is worrying
I dunno. Maybe they are just a sleepwalker. My brothers have done weird things in their sleep before.
Holy fuck what if I have bedbugs?
I’ve got some kind of detector on my ceiling. Unsure if it’s for smoke or carbon monoxide
On the ceiling is smoke detector. Carbon monoxide detectors go down low.
Then no I don’t think I do. I’m not having any headaches, and no other weird changes. I might get a CO detector anyway though.
Some are integrated in smoke detectors. Down low is a myth based on many detectors using an outlet. CO is lighter than air but widely disperses in a room.
Or something was standing next to your bed while you were asleep and thought that some salt would make you taste better.
Dear god that’s terrifying. Am I not tasty enough??
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Are you on Ambien? I heard that shit can make you wake up in a Walmart with your car keys in your hand when you went to sleep in your bed.
Sounds like you need to see a doctor