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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"Cut the horns, wipe its ass, and put it on a plate." - my Army buddy long ago

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That used to be me, until I discovered that a proper medium rare retains all that flavor and moisture while drastically improving the texture

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Medium rare is the way steak was supposed to be eaten.
Except in today's climate, the way steak is supposed to be eaten is not.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

... drastically improving the texture

No thank you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Your loss, I assume you've never had a proper medium rare

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds like my honeymoon 30 years ago except I left the horns and dingleberries the way I found them.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You WERE put on a plate, though?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

"Add a couple of potatoes if you're feeling fancy."