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But replace "Hawaii" with your location.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 62 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

At my current location, I'd expect it to be an error, since I'm about 1500 miles away from the nearest worthwhile target (Chilean Antartica Region).

[โ€“] [email protected] 40 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe you're more important than you give yourself credit for.

[โ€“] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

In that case, the only immediately available shelter that would have any effect at all is the sweet embrace of a bottle of gin.

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

Take comfort in the knowledge that somebody out there with launch authority is thinking of you. Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery.

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Please send penguin pics or else you'll be wishing for a ballistic missile

[โ€“] [email protected] 64 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Payment accepted. Dress code observed.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

My babies โค๏ธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

LOVE this!!!! Do you have rock hoppers or macaroni penguins near you? Love those two species.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

No, only Magellan Penguins.
But they're cute as hell!

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Whaaaat. Is this even allowed!?

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What are you gonna do, call the seals? (Please don't)

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I tried, but they just said "ORF, ORF, ORF!". Seals don't seem to understand English.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

awww cuty pingwy

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Remember that sailor you won that hand of poker against? The one who stalked away mad? Well he has a brother in the missile command...

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cool! how is the Antarctic? I live in the Arctic.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž
19 hours of sunshine, 0-10 degrees Celsius, windy as fuck, and you better apply the strongest sunscreen you can get 3x a day or you'll regret it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

We're experiencing a couple of hours of twilight at midday at the moment but otherwise darkness. No aurora either because it's been mostly cloudy since the beginning of polar night. Also it's been raining on and off, which is not a good sign.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Those penguins have it coming.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

nooo ๐Ÿ˜ญ