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Hadn't seen this one before but I saw this in a book:
and then later in the same book they had
I like this.
There are two types of people:
eye twitches from incomplete data
I figured that was a double layer of extrapolation.
Also couldn't be bothered typing the rest on a phone.
There are 10 types of people in the world
All bases are base 10.
All bases are belong to us
-Those who understand binary
-those who don't
-those who didn't expect this to be in ternary?
thousand yard stare
Verdun here
There was once an unfortunate bard
Who found fashioning limericks hard.
He stopped at line three