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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

I saw Obama in 2016 in Elkhart, IN, where he made the infamous "if if if if we...." gaffe. It was a fun speech and the crowd was very energetic.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

It's crazy how the first time I read the comic I was fine understanding it but you hacked my brain and now I cannot read that character as a C anymore.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So in other words, the big equation of gravity gives us a formula on one side, and the solution + x on the other, and we have to solve for x (dark matter) but we don't know how to do it yet

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The Mackinac Bridge connects the lower and upper peninsulas of Michigan. It is in Mackinaw City. There is a nearby island, Mackinac.

The bridge is mackin-awwh.
The city is mackin-awwh.
The island is mackin-awwh.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Guy was up on a mezzanine installing rubber roofing (I work in an RV factory), suddenly either seized or fainted or had a stroke, nobody's really sure, fell off the catwalk and landed on his head 19ft below on concrete. Died immediately. It happened maybe 50ft from my workstation.

The company suits came by to sing kumbaya and tell us how we're all a "family", took a single day of production off (so they could clean the blood up, presumably) and production started back up as normal. He had been working there for 25 years.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe people just enjoy reading the kinds of replies that these kinds of questions tend to garner?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

THAT'S IT. IF YOU SAY MULK ONE MORE TIME, I'M FUCKING KILLING MYSELF!

https://youtu.be/ty62YzGryU4

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I have a photo encrypter on my phone with this feature, LockMyPix. You can establish two vaults with their own passwords, or set up features like putting the password in backwards to go to a fake vault etc.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It's word play.

No pun intended.
"No pun in ten did [win the contest]"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

My partner watches these kinds of things (no money exchanged) and I make fun of her for it, telling her that in ten years she'll be watching As The World Turns

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

April by Sun Kil Moon

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Not a limerick but I want to share my favorite pun joke

I once submitted ten puns to a pun contest, hoping one would win, but
No pun intended

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