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[–] [email protected] 353 points 5 months ago (5 children)

It's called "corpse". Often riddled with diseases.

[–] [email protected] 92 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I remember a documentary about a famous northwest passage expedition that was never seen again. One of the inuit people they talked to during an investigation claimed they found a boat, and in the captain's quarters they found a body in the bed with a big smile on its face. That would be absolutely terrifying, but apparently that's what naturally happens to corpses when their lips and gums receed.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Oh for just one time, I would take the Northwest Passage..."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Damn, got to listen to it now…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Franklin's last expedition

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You've just ruined my night. I screamed. My phone was like an inch from my face and I was all tucked into bed. That triggered something primaly unsettling for me. Thank you

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

You're welcome.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

You were the best Blue.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

At least he died happy

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago (1 children)

maybe hairless chimps too. Those things are crazy

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They will rip your dick out, Jamie send that video of jacked hairless chimps

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Your dick, your face... they'll pretty much, as we say in my corner of the world, "Fuck your shit up"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Now, imagine the violence early human bought upon early chimps to become the dominant species but also make them shy away from us.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There's a difference between a few humans throwing some rocks at something's head and poking it with a sharp stick and what chimps do.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think you missed the proverbial point. We likely slaughtered the chimps and put their heads on pikes. Chimps have nothing on the violence humans are capable of inflicting.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In scale? Yes. In brutality? Go look up chimp attacks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yeah the context is that many indigenous people depended on the buffalo for food.

It was basically the same as when Israel pours concrete down wells and burns olive groves that took centuries to get that productive. They knew for every buffalo they killed, an indian would starve.

That image is similar to the rooms full of luggage in Auschwitz in what it represents.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

Chimps kicked our weak asses off the trees. They should regret how that turned out for them.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago

You're right though, as soon as someone dies, there's something not right at all about how they look. They don't look asleep, they look uncanny valley.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

It also covers those who are not biologically fit to be mates. Various conditions can appear as physical traits.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Or perhaps whatever animal killed your friend is still nearby. Maybe it's still hungry, or maybe it feels it's territory is still underappreciated.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Its territory is underappreciated?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, some asshole walks through your territory, doesn't seem like it's being appreciated that the territory is yours

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

There might be a monster with hurt fee fees in the bushes