School_Lunch

https://youtu.be/-t5S4BbVPOw

(Joke starts at 30sec.)

I don't know much about investing, but i wonder if it would it be a good time to short those companies?

I remember a documentary about a famous northwest passage expedition that was never seen again. One of the inuit people they talked to during an investigation claimed they found a boat, and in the captain's quarters they found a body in the bed with a big smile on its face. That would be absolutely terrifying, but apparently that's what naturally happens to corpses when their lips and gums receed.

I wonder how much more energy it took to accomplish that compared to just shooting a rocket. Last I had heard railguns weren't really feasible because of the absurd amount of energy they would require even with perfect efficiency.

For me, every time it suggests the correct base word, it gets the ending wrong, so I have to type out the whole word anyway. For example, if I want past tense it'll suggest the present tense of the word.

Yeah... I'm not sure I understand that comment without an example. Are you saying your field is something that takes a lifetime to master and you have to spend every waking hour working on it?

And yes the classes that I learned the most in were the ones where we would read the textbook together and do exercises during class. The worst were the ones that would just assign the chapter for you to read at home without them there as a resource if you had any questions.

I did my homework... just when it came to lazy teachers that expected you to teach yourself by assigning chapters to read from textbooks that aren't known to be easy reads, the quality was usually lacking. It would be better if I could read the textbook with someone who knows the subject matter.... ah yes I've got it, a TEACHER.

And you sound like you're making excuses for shitty teachers.

The best teachers I ever had were the ones who actually taught during class and rarely had to assign homework.

If teachers don't explains things, then what exactly are they for?

University could be a whole lot cheaper if they gave out diplomas for just reading the text books.

Geez that's a bit extreme. I think he installed it correctly on the bowl, but the seat just wasn't designed for it. I was only trying to share the only story I have with a bidet. Sorry if it came across as me shitting on them...

No. I was just referring to that time. It's the only opportunity I've ever had to use one, and I definitely wasn't going to.

My favorite place to shit is at home because that means I don't have shoes on and can slip one leg out of my pants allowing me to spread my legs more. Wiping while sitting allows you to incorporate using the seat to help keep your cheeks spread. The first wipe is a light touch so as not smash and smear but still catch any dingleberries. Second wipe is placing folded square over the hole and using a finger to work into any skin folds or creases. Continue as needed...

Additional tip. Slip one arm out of your shirt so it doesn't accidentally rub against the seat hinges or back of the lid.

Also when involving shits of the more liquid variety, don't forget to wipe your cheeks. Liquid will run down to the lowest point before dripping, and this can often be far away from the hole.