androidul

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I'm connected to my new hotspot. What does this number 6 mean? This is the first time I've ever seen a number associated with any Wi-Fi notification. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

damn you, I’m so jelly rn 🥲

I'm doing my part! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

you store all that in the Homework folder?

Rishi's father-in-law and some other chap in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

some poor bastard

Could it be that I just have horrible taste? No, it's the market that's wrong! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Snoop Doggesque kitchen style

Problem with Mull and Duolingo in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (8 children)

what on gods sake are they doing so special that requires those browsers explicitly

I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

True and very annoying in the same time! The web is ruined :(

What a relief! I was kinda getting worried in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

first poop in 2024

How many tabs do you have open? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

hey I saw that as well on my wife’s chrome on phone, it’s really scary

Capri Sun. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You’re looking for the clitoris on the Capri Sun, I didn’t even find the vagina 😔

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Son, I think there’s a hole in your sock (lemmy.ml)
 

“What? No there isn’t!”

“Well then how did your foot get in there?”

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Where do bricks go when they die ? (lemmy.ml)
 

The cementery

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My wife always wanted a child with an unusual spelling of a popular name (lemmy.ml)
 

When we had our firstborn, she said, “How about we name him Mark, but with a C?”

I smiled and nodded and then told her I’d take care of everything with the name registration and birth certificate. When my wife looked at the birth certificate a few days later, she was confused.

“Honey”, she said. “Why does this say Cark?”

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Dad, can you help me out? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Sure. Which way did you come in ?