Why would you not want weekly updates about cheddar cheese though
this post was submitted on 23 Nov 2023
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If there's a new cheddar cheese breakthrough, I wanna hear about it right away.
Weekly? Mine is already set to daily!
On the other hand: Why not?
It's not possible to have so many updates on cheddar cheese.
Not with that attitude!
A SECOND WEDGE HAS HIT THE TOWER
The tower:
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Beef stroganoff 2.0
Ah shit. Here we go again.
I actually want my daily update about beef stroganoff.
She's strogan by beef until I'm off
I'm over here strogan my beef I got off on my meat I'm just here stroking my beef I'm hungry as fuck man Ima freak like for real
I once gave our telco/internet provider the permission to call me on my main number if they have an interesting update regarding our contract. That went without problems for over ten years. One or two calls a year, and usually something worth thinking about.
Then their marketing decided to pull all stops and call us, on all our numbers, not just the main one, but also the kids personal phones. And not only from their official numbers, but random numbers all over the country. We suddenly got a dozen calls a day(!) from them, offering the same two products (at least where we picked up and declined the offer) again, and again, and over again. We blocked numbers, and new ones came up. The block list went from two entries to over thirty. I had to threaten legal action got get our numbers blocked again, and get them marked as such according to our privacy laws.
Silence returned.
it's a conspiracy of BIG ~~PHARMA~~CHEESE!
The big wheels down at Cheese HQ
Sir/Madam, you win the "post of the day" award!
IT HAS HOLES LIKE SWISS CHEESE NOW
hello, lego city police? I'd like to report a comedy homicide
Put cheddar cheese in my green been casarole for my Thanksgiving dinner and it was super dank.
Cheddar cheese 2
Some guy wants to talk to you. He calls himself "The Big Cheese"
Comedy homicide