Omega_Haxors

joined 3 years ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

A quote I heard somewhere that always sticks with me "Serial killers will groom themselves to become mass murderers"

It always starts with something small, and they always move up, at every point knowing full well what's going on and letting it happen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Seems like goats are always getting some kind of screwed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Get off Telegram, nothing good has ever come from that client.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

famous Spanish explorer since Chr 🤮

breaks the fourth wall more liberally than Deadp 🤮

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Facebook the company. If you included the people on the platform it's done FAR worse than just that.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Facebook funds terrorists.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Fake, that's way too coherent and competent to have come from a CEO.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I should call her.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Use a script obfuscator. I've been using one for about a decade now and it's extremely easy to tell when companies are doing illegal spying. Looking at YOU ebay. My full name is not GKDSLGFJDS ZKGWKDSF, you fucking assholes. Enjoy the cement shoes when the advertisers you sold "my information" to find out that it's nothing but strings of randomly long random characters, kinda like what happened to twitter when they started lying and saying everyone who used their platform was SUPER into crypto (Yes, this was pre-Elon. All Musk did was bring the nazism of the platform to the surface. For an example of what twitter was really like you need look no further than BlueSky where you need to go out of your want to "disable nazis" because the CEO is convinced the average person wants to see hitler apologia)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

It's all good as long as you're always on the better side of the coin flip.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago

My favorite version of this is

brown cap: normal benign and good. Idiot's False Brown cap: Will kill you before you die

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Explains why it sucks so much shit.

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submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

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So called "Sleeping Cats" when they see you walk towards the fridge

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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

transcriptIt's just a snake, what's the w- (trails off the side of the screen)

[Shifty eye monkey looks backwards in one panel and then forward in the next, becoming desaturated]

 

Otherwise known as the spiciest meme on my hard drive.

 
 

Google results showing funny disinformation around the existence of Marshmallow Farms

Here it is, in case you haven't seen it. Fun fact: That failed harvest of marshmallows resulted in a dip in the population of house hippos.

 
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