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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Carry ons should be put in the overhead bin or tuck under your seat.

If you carry your baby onto the plane, be kind to your fellow passengers and put it in the bin.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Okay, I'm gonna bite the bullet and say it. This is disheartening. I'm not one to clutch pearls, but come on. Would you say this about anyone else? Dogs? Cats? Anything at all? Do you understand how fucked up it is? I just don't get it. It was the same in Reddit, and it's fucking same in here. Why do you hate children? You don't wanna have them, that's fine. Why would you say these things?

Maybe you're joking. Even after assuming that you are, this is in poor taste and a fucked up thing to say.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

U don't hate children but what i hate is that one child with shitty parents will ruin the entire flight for everyone else.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How anybody flies without noise-canceling headphones these days is beyond me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I just had a 9 hour flight where both bathrooms were plugged and aisles were completely covered in puke because this kid got so sick, and refused to throw up into a bag. Every time he got sick he ran from his mom and threw up somewhere else on the plane

Left flight with puke on my backpack and shoes. Whole back of the plane was vomiting throughout the flight due to the smell. Nobody could use the bathrooms for the last 3 hours of the flight. Even two of the stewardesses were crying by the end

My noise cancelling headphones were not effective

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're good at cancelling out deep grumbling noises but purposely let through high tones so users can hear fire / safety alarms ringing. Unfortunately baby's screaming is more similar to the latter and cuts right through to your ears

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It still takes the edge off... I have two little sirens myself.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Overpriced. And then you need them for every member of the family :)

And they also might not work well enough

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

As an owner of children

🤨

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

labor theory of value but it's for kids: how hard you worked during sex = the value of the child

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Rothbard moment

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Seems that everyone forgets they were kids once . I mean, we were not born adults and intolerant, right?...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

One of the best things about moving here from the bad place was how their senseless, rabid hatred of young people didn't carry over. It's heartbreaking to see sentiments like this starting to spread.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I definitely recommend revisiting this post about 12 hrs later. It's kind of wild in here. Saw a comment with 19 upvotes referring to children as "cum pets."

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah ok I'll just fucking have my kids put down at the vet before I go on holiday! Get a fucking grip!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

They should put soulless freaks like you down. Having empathy for literal babies is a basic requirement for a human being.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

don’t go on holiday if you have cum pets. You chose that when you couldn’t keep it in your pants.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You think you're more deserving of a holiday just because you're shooting blanks?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

i stay quiet and read my book and don’t annoy the entire plane/train/bus.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Do you want a medal?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You are annoying the entire forum right now. You are outsourcing your shittiness online because you are deeply unwell and need an outlet

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Repulsion at the thought of sharing space with the most vulnerable humans literally unable to communicate or control their emotions is a sign of a deeply sick society

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Them being unable to control it doesnt make them less annoying.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do some self-crit. Why do you feel that way and why has our society applauded that idea? Where did the idea of kids should be seen but not heard come from and why did our society so quickly adopt it? Why are kids seen as an inconvenience instead of learning to exist in society? What affect does this have on you and on kids you interact with?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stop taking screaming babies on airplanes.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Oh no. I live in Los Angeles and my kid's beloved grandfather from Boston just died. But I have a newborn and they cry sometimes because they're a newborn, and [email protected] doesn't want to hear babies being normal babies so I guess we'll just have to miss the funeral."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Yeah, sometimes we miss events. The priveledge of being a parent.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

The idea that a person should have to skip their father's funeral because they have a newborn is absolutely fucking bonkers. Public transport is for everyone that needs to be transported (or should be).

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maybe it's different in the USA, but I've travelled a lot and don't think I ever remember a long haul flight without multiple babies and young children. It's just a fact of travelling.

I recently did a 16hr flight solo and the other 3 seats in my row of 4 were parents and a toddler.

That's just part of flying and you should plan for it (noise cancelling headphones, sleeping tablets, ear plugs).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

kids crying/screaming on public transport/etc rarely bothers me. impatient parents hissing at them to shut up and sit down does, however... i get it, they're tired, being a parent is hard, but still.

a kid cries on the tram? i keep reading, barely even notice

a parent goes off on their kid? rips me right out of the book and makes me take notice

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please don't fly with your kids, especially babies, and if you do, please for the love of all that might be holy, don't do it in business and first class!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

don't do it in business and first class!

Lol. If you're wasting those sums of money to fly, I hope you do get noisy kids right next to you.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Here are some reasons for business class and first class:

  • Certainly treated better by staff when flights are delayed or cancelled - They took excellent care of my wife and her food and lodging needs when her flight was disrupted by a volcanic eruption at her intended destination.
  • The airline lounge - food, drinks and comfortable places to wait while stuck at airports
  • More and heavier checked bag allowance - Super important if bringing things to family
  • Laying down on long international flights to sleep
  • Most importantly, if you are a person of colour or disabled, the staff treat you a hell of a lot better - Shouldn't have to pay more to be treated like a human being, but on a lot of airlines, you do

So it's not a waste, especially when my wife is flying alone 7600km, 10,500km, and even 11,700km as both a person of colour and a disabled person to deal with family tragedies. For you to want to screw with people for that... Yeah, don't care for you.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Spends hundreds of euros on a flight. Cant buy a noise cancelling heqdphone or earphone. I kinda assume a babys gonna cry when i fly because 200 people closed in an aluminium cylinder together isnt the most pleasant experience.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Noise cancelling headphones don't work against babies. They are designed for cancelling ambient sound by playing frequencies to cancel out the noise, but can't predict sudden noises like children crying very well. Earplugs or earbuds do a better job at drowning those out by plugging your ears from outside noises

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn I feel bad for the parents

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They chose to bring the baby on the plane.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

30 years ago, when I was a child, my father was in the US Army. Because of that, we relocated all over the country every two years or so. We did NOT have the choice of whether or not to bring my baby brother onto the plane we couldn't even afford ourselves because the move was paid for by the Army. They say jump, you say "how high?".

You don't know every situation. And after 41 years of life, I don't pretend to know what someone else's situation is either. So I generally let dumb shit like this slide now. It's not important enough to get worked up over.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then it is up to the US army to prepare a plane. You and your brother can sit next to the soldiers.

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